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Stockings by the fireplace, tinsel on the tree
Seems like I have everything except for you and me
At least I know that you're home alone too
Wishing for Christmas with you
Playing with a brand new toy as the snow falls down
We'll each have a turtle dove for when we're not around
At least I'm watching Home Alone 2
Wishing for Christmas with you
Kevin was lost in New York by himself / Harry and Marv had each other
But was he ever alone? I say no, for his / Rob Schneider had Tim Curry
Mother looked and she searched and she found him / I'm like your worrying mother, and
You'll never be / Now you'll come
Home Alone to me
Now we are together here, standing on shared ground
We were both lost in New York, now we both are found
Now our turtle doves are singing, "Coo, coo, coo, coo"
Now I have Christmas, Now I have Christmas
Now we have Home Alone 2
Merry Home Alone 2 Lost In New York, Minhdzuy.
Merry Home Alone 2 Lost In New York, Greg.
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Video Game Christmas
02:56
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We've made it to the final level of the year
We're ready for our special stage
Our power ups are spreading fun and Christmas cheer
Sit down, pick up your sticks and play
Video games on Christmas, playing video Games on Christmas
I've got only one thing on my wishlist and it isn't mistletoe
Video games on Christmas, playing video games on Christmas
All I want is the warmth and the richness of my Super Nintendo
Video Games (Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start)
Video Games (Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start)
Have yourself a Mario little Christmas/
I'm dreaming of the Ice Climbers/
Squirtle squirtle squirtle squirtle, bulba-bulba-bulba bulbasaur/
The first barrel roll, Peppy did say, was to double-tap Z all night and all day/
Meta-Knight. Meta-Knight. Meta-Knight. Meta-Knight./
Sonic the Hedgehog, was a very fast hedgehog/
Ecco the bottlenosed dolphin (dolphin), had a very trippy game (like a lightbulb)/
Pong pong pong pong. Pong pong pong pong. Pong pong pong pong. Pong pong pong pong. Pong pong pong pong. Pong pong pong pong. Pong pong pong pong. Pong pong pong pong.
Video games on Christmas, playing Video Games on Christmas
I've got only one thing on my wishlist and it isn't mistletoe
Video games on Christmas, playing video games on Christmas
All I want is the warmth and the richness of my Super Nintendo
Video Games (Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start)
Video Games (Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start)
Video Games (Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start)
Video Games (Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right--)
Congratulations! You've just unlocked your Video Game Christmas!
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Shivers The Snowman
02:15
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Oh, I'm so lonely and cold at Christmas. Brr! I wish I had a friend.
Well never fear, for Shivers the Snowman is here!
When you're feeling kinda low
and you've got no place to go
When you can't see past the snow
Shiver, I'll be there
I will keep you safe from harm
With my patented snowman charm
Welcome you with open arms
Shiver, I'll be there
I used to be a man until a wizard had a plan,
fulfilled a spell at his command and now it's clear.
I'd like to keep you snug, so I am here to give you hugs,
that's why I come this time each year.
I'm a snowman!
So the next time you're feeling sore,
Sing this song, then sing it some more.
Here's the key, now open the door!
Shivers I'll be there!
(instrumental tap dance break)
Let's go, boys!
Okay!
That's tastier than some candy canes!
Now you try!
Like this?
Wow, Shivers! My feet, they're dancin' all happy and stuff!
I used to be a man until a wizard had a plan,
fulfilled a spell at his command and now it's clear.
I'd like to keep you snug, so I am here to give you hugs,
that's why I come this time each year.
I'm a snowman!
So the next time you're feeling sore,
Sing this song, then sing it some more.
Here's the key, now open the door!
Shivers I'll be there!
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The Holiday Turkey sandwich on two pieces of bread,
with slices of deli turkey, compliments of Boar's Head,
with merry cranberry and gravy to scratch your itch.
I have never known a better place than Earl of Sandwich
Happy Holiday Sandwich, May your wishes come true!
Good tidings to your sandwich and your sandwich to you.
The Holiday Turkey Sandwich is stuff-ed with glee,
and when I say stuff-ed I mean literally,
with cornbread stuffing so delectable and rich.
I have never known a better place than Earl of Sandwich.
Happy Holiday Sandwich, May your wishes come true!
Good tidings to your sandwich and your sandwich to you.
The Holiday Turkey Sandwich is a tasty embrace.
The first bite never fails to bring a smile to one's face.
Your temperament will brighten, your life will enrich.
I've never known a better place than Earl of Sandwich.
Happy Holiday Sandwich, May your wishes come true!
Good tidings to your sandwich and your sandwich to you.
(round)
The Holiday Turkey sandwich on two pieces of bread,
with slices of deli turkey, compliments of Boar's Head,
with merry cranberry and gravy to scratch your itch.
I have never known a better place than Earl of Sandwich
Happy Holiday Sandwich, May your wishes come true!
Good tidings to your sandwich and your sandwich to you.
Happy Holiday Sandwich, May your wishes come true!
Good tidings to your sandwich and your sandwich to you.
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The Christmas (W)Rap
02:47
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Minhdzuy Claus.
Frosty the Greg Man.
Mudville.
It's a holiday banger, y'all. Let's get it!
Well my first name's Greg, last name's Smith
When it comes to this December 25th
Gonna buy some gifts, for my loved ones
Aunts, Uncles, even my cousins
STOP!
That's a boring package
How'm I gonna make this attractive?
STOP AGAIN!
'Cause it's a snap.
I'll just do the Christmas Wrap
Wrap Wrap. Do the Christmas Wrap.
Wrap Wrap. Do the Christmas Wrap
Wrap Wrap. Do the Christmas Wrap.
Do the Christmas Wrap, do the Christmas Wrap
M to the I to the N HD! Z-U-Y to the KHORAMI!
They call me the master of present wrappin'
I'ma show y'all how to make it happen
START! Cut that paper up with scissors!
Then tape it on like a tapin' wizard
START AGAIN! Because I messed it up
I'ma need more egg nog in my cup
Wrap. Wrap. Do the Christmas Wrap
Wrap. Wrap. Do the Christmas Wrap
Wrap. Wrap. Do the Christmas Wrap
Do the Christmas Wrap. Do the Christmas Wrap
Now, next you gotta make the fold
I just messed up, making the fold
Yo let me try to make that fold!
I messed up too, making the fold.
A'ight, calm down. It's just the fold.
I can't get this impossible fold!
I did it! I got it! It's perfectly wrapped!
The present's over here, what did you just wrap?
Uhhhhhh...
Wrap. Wrap. Do the Christmas Wrap
Wrap. Wrap. Do the Christmas Wrap
Wrap. Wrap. Do the Christmas Wrap
Do the Christmas Wrap. Do the Christmas Wrap
Aw man, I think I quit!
Hang on Greg! Don't say that
SHHHH
Don't even think it! We've got to wrap, this Christmas trinket
Well I've got a bag
I've got some tissues
I think we're about to solve our issues!
That went off without a snag!
We'll just do the Christmas Bag!
Bag. Bag. Do the Christmas Bag
Bag. Bag. Do the Christmas Bag
Bag. Bag. Do the Christmas Bag
Do the Christmas Bag. Do the Christmas Bag!
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The snow has turned to slush,
a melancholy hush.
It's the first sign of the last sign of the year.
Along the streets you'll see,
discarded Christmas trees
Now the opening of the closing's ever near.
But no ending ever ends (endings never end)
It's a way to start again (how you start again)
Let these words of hope carry you through
Christmas will come again
Christmas will come again
Christmas will come again
Christmas will come again
There'll be laughter and singing and merriment in the streets
And we'll all smile and say hello (say hello)
Bells will be ringing for everyone that you meet
Until then, the spirit of Christmas is beating inside of your heart and your soul
Christmas will come again
Christmas will come again
Christmas will come again
Christmas will come again
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Mudville Comedy Los Angeles, California
Mudville Comedy is Minhdzuy Khorami and Greg Smith, two Los Angeles based comedians who perform for both the internet, and for the live audience. Minhdzuy loves all day breakfast, but not nearly as much as Greg.
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