The Christmas (W​)​Rap

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The most difficult part of Christmas is wrapping all the presents. Luckily, we've got this handy, helpful rap to help you remember how to wrap your Christmas gifts!

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Minhdzuy Claus.
Frosty the Greg Man.
Mudville.
It's a holiday banger, y'all. Let's get it!

Well my first name's Greg, last name's Smith
When it comes to this December 25th
Gonna buy some gifts, for my loved ones
Aunts, Uncles, even my cousins
STOP!
That's a boring package
How'm I gonna make this attractive?
STOP AGAIN!
'Cause it's a snap.
I'll just do the Christmas Wrap

Wrap Wrap. Do the Christmas Wrap.
Wrap Wrap. Do the Christmas Wrap
Wrap Wrap. Do the Christmas Wrap.
Do the Christmas Wrap, do the Christmas Wrap

M to the I to the N HD! Z-U-Y to the KHORAMI!
They call me the master of present wrappin'
I'ma show y'all how to make it happen
START! Cut that paper up with scissors!
Then tape it on like a tapin' wizard
START AGAIN! Because I messed it up
I'ma need more egg nog in my cup

Wrap. Wrap. Do the Christmas Wrap
Wrap. Wrap. Do the Christmas Wrap
Wrap. Wrap. Do the Christmas Wrap
Do the Christmas Wrap. Do the Christmas Wrap

Now, next you gotta make the fold
I just messed up, making the fold

Yo let me try to make that fold!
I messed up too, making the fold.

A'ight, calm down. It's just the fold.
I can't get this impossible fold!

I did it! I got it! It's perfectly wrapped!

The present's over here, what did you just wrap?

Uhhhhhh...

Wrap. Wrap. Do the Christmas Wrap
Wrap. Wrap. Do the Christmas Wrap
Wrap. Wrap. Do the Christmas Wrap
Do the Christmas Wrap. Do the Christmas Wrap

Aw man, I think I quit!
Hang on Greg! Don't say that
SHHHH
Don't even think it! We've got to wrap, this Christmas trinket

Well I've got a bag
I've got some tissues
I think we're about to solve our issues!
That went off without a snag!
We'll just do the Christmas Bag!

Bag. Bag. Do the Christmas Bag
Bag. Bag. Do the Christmas Bag
Bag. Bag. Do the Christmas Bag
Do the Christmas Bag. Do the Christmas Bag!

credits

from Christmas With You, released December 24, 2016
Produced by Brendan Lynch-Salamon
Written & Performed by Minhdzuy Khorami & Greg Smith
Original Beat by Joe Weber

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Mudville Comedy Los Angeles, California

Mudville Comedy is Minhdzuy Khorami and Greg Smith, two Los Angeles based comedians who perform for both the internet, and for the live audience. Minhdzuy loves all day breakfast, but not nearly as much as Greg.

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